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The Robots We’ve Long Dreamed About Are Arriving 

May 14th, 2016 11:15am by
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In a commencement address at Northeastern University, Secretary of State John Kerry told the graduating class last month that “You’re about to embark on careers that will take many of you to companies not yet founded, using devices not yet developed, based on ideas not yet conceived. That is how fast things are moving.” But he felt compelled to add that the economy of tomorrow would still have space for those with the training and the courage to compete, so “you’re not going to all be replaced by robots.”

Wait, what?

Kerry is right, though. The Robotic Nation is upon us, stealing our jobs but making our lives easier at a rapidly evolving pace. Earlier this month a robot surgeon performed an entire procedure. Although the procedure was performed on an animal test subject, it prompted CNN to ask what may become the ultimate question. Would you let a robot perform your surgery?

And meanwhile, robot-assisted surgery is already here, and in fact, it’s been around since 2000, according to the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center in New York City. They now have 43 different surgeons performing robot-assisted procedures, including hysterectomies and prostatectomies, as well as 370 colon and rectal surgeries just in 2015. Its facility has eight different robots, making it the largest such program in the United States, and they describe one remotely-controlled tool which sends a surgeon high-definition/magnified footage of a targeted site, allowing the surgeon to maneuver its surgical instruments remotely more precisely. And its website notes other advantages, too: “Unlike traditional open surgery, minimal-access surgery involves the use of keyhole-size incisions, which often results in less pain and blood loss, a shorter hospital stay, and a faster recovery.”

It’s strange to see robots doing tasks that have traditionally been performed by humans — and we may be seeing more of them soon. Three restaurants in China have already implemented robot waiters, though the results were apparently unsatisfactory. Two of the restaurants ended up closing, according to CNN, and one staffer complained that the robots broke down frequently, and had trouble when delivering bowls of soup.

And one Hong Kong product designer recently built an eerily lifelike robot likeness of movie actress Scarlett Johansson, with silicone skin and a face that can mimic expressions, plus a mechanical/electronic interior that was mostly generated by a 3-D printer.

So maybe someday we’ll see a restaurant where every waiter is a robot that looks like Scarlett Johansson?

Other companies are eagerly anticipating a day when robots aren’t just in the workplace — they’re in our homes. In April a Palo Alto company called Ingen Dynamics launched a campaign to build a next-generation “home robot” — an open-platform android that can function as a combination personal assistant, baby monitor, and home security system. Within weeks, the company attracted $488,513 from 945 backers, more than six times their original goal, and including over $300,000 in pre-orders for an “early bird” edition, which went for around $550. (“Plus shipping”…) Aido is described as an “interactive and friendly home robot” — and it’s certainly one way to prepare your children for a world filled with robots.

But the next generation already has some hands-on experience with robots, judging by the FIRST robotics competition. For 25 years, high school students have been building robots for the FIRST competition, and this year over 20,000 students descended on St. Louis Missouri for a massive 900-team competition.

And for decades, humans have been conjuring robots with our creativity, anticipating what a robotic future will look like. And the history of these robotic visions (omens?) is, in of themselves, quite fascinating. There’s now robot exhibits at museums in Chicago, Boston, Pittsburgh, St. Louis, Denver, and even in Bozeman, Montana, while next year London’s Science Museum will finally open its massive exhibition of robots, collecting 100 different “humanoids” from around the world, including a 16th-century “mechanical monk” —  an “articulated” iron mannequin.

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But the London Science Museum are also even planning to bring an old robot back to life  —  specifically, “Eric,” a robot that was built in 1928 (less than ten years after the word robot was first used). “With your support, we will rebuild Eric and save him for the nation as part of our permanent collection,” it explains on a page on Kickstarter, “but only after he has once more traveled the world as part of the exhibition’s international tour.”

For decades robots were just a fanciful symbol for a coming future which inspires both hope and dread. But now it seems like real-world applications robots are being taken seriously — in some cases, very seriously. Last month Bill Gross, an investment manager at Janus Capital Group, even used his monthly “Investment Outlook” newsletter to warn about “the robotization of our future global economy.” And last month the United Nations even held a summit in Geneva, Switzerland to discuss a new set of rules to govern the possibility of “lethal autonomous weapons systems”  — which science fiction authors traditionally just refer to as “killer robots.”

Whatever happens, the future is likely to be very interesting. One group even says that in 2012 it received the Dalai Lama’s blessing for a project to build a humanoid robot linked to a human brain, as part of a larger project to eventually house an individual’s consciousness within “artificial carriers.” The Dalai Lama said the project could help scientists understand the mind and on Tuesday the Dalai Lama was spotted with an actual robot in Osaka, Japan during a lunch break at the start of a four-day teaching visit.

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But of course, we humans had to have the last laugh. The startling photo prompted a wacky “PhotoShop Battle” on Reddit, where users re-mixed his Holiness into unlikely situations   —  in one case, replacing him altogether with a robot who was blessing a llama.

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Take that, Robot Overlords of the Future!

Feature image: “No Place for a Sad Robot,” Chicago street art.

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